David Kious

"He's uglier than a Patty Melt,
but better looking than Fried Chicken."

David Kious is one of the funniest feature comedians currently touring the Midwest. After years of performing improv, theatre and radio, David has packed up his life experiences and taken them on the road. He talks about relationships, college, country music and, of course, his cats.

David can bring his clean show for corporate and family-friendly events. And he can always get rowdy when requested. He has opened for many national acts, including Jimmy "Dy-No-Mite" Walker, Weird Al Yankovic, Blake Clark and Tim Cavanaugh.

David's been thrown out of some of the best clubs in America:

The Improv. Kansas City, Missouri
Stanford's Comedy House. Kansas City, Missouri
Stanford's Comedy House. Overland Park, Kansas
The Comedy Club. Denver, Colorado
Wit's End. Westminster, Colorado
The Funny Bone. Des Moines, Iowa
Star City Cafe. Lincoln, Nebraska
Noodles Comedy Club. Des Moines, Iowa
U.S. Army. Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas
ComedyCity. Kansas City, Missouri
Bowinkles Sports Bar & Grill. Manhattan, Kansas
Fat Tuesdays. Eureka Springs, Arkansas
Crockey's. Branson, Missouri
Deloitte & Touche. Kansas City, Missouri
Pepperoni's. Sioux City, Iowa
ReMax Realtors. Kansas City, Missouri
Sam's Wholesale Club. Kansas City, Missouri
J.D. Reece. Kansas City, Missouri

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Representing the Nations Funniest Clean Comedians