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Representing the nations FUNNIEST CLEAN COMEDIANS
Q: WHY IS CLEANCOMIC.COM THE BEST AGENCY FOR BOOKING CLEAN COMEDIANS?
A: MANY REASONS. FOR ONE, CLEANCOMIC.COM ONLY TAKES THE STANDARD 20- 25% COMMISSION (READ ABOUT "BUY/SELL" AND OTHER AGENCIES WHO TAKE 50%! CLICK HERE). TAKING ONLY A 20- 25% COMMISSION HELPS ASSURE THAT YOU ARE PAYING FOR A TALENTED PERFORMER, AND NOT AN ENTERTAINMENT AGENCIES HIGH OVERHEAD, PROMO, OR JAGUAR!.
ALSO, THE COMEDIANS AT CLEANCOMIC.COM UNDERSTAND THAT CLEAN COMEDY MEANS 100%CLEAN, UNLIKE MANY COMEDY CLUB BOOKERS OR AGENCIES WHO'S IDEA OF CLEAN COMEDY IS TO SIMPLY HAVE THEIR COMEDIANS TAKE OUT THE "F" WORD, OR TONE DOWN BLATANT SEXUAL REFERENCES ETC....
AND, ABOVE ALL, WE DON'T JUST BOOK ANYBODY! CLEANCOMIC.COM HAS ONLY CHOSEN COMEDIANS WHO WE CONSIDER AMONG THE VERY BEST IN THEIR FIELD, PERFORMERS WHO WE HAVE PERSONALLY SEEN PERFORM SEVERAL TIMES (AS OPPOSED TO JUST WATCHING A SUBMITTED BIDEO TAPE) AND THEREFORE WE ARE FULLY ASSURED THAT THEY CAN "DELIVER THE GOODS"....
Q: OK, SO WHAT'S IT GONNA COST ME?
A: AT CLEANCOMIC.COM YOU WILL ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR, AND MORE! OUR PERFORMERS FEES RANGE FROM $1000-$10,000 AND UP, DEPENDING ON THE ACT, TYPE OF EVENT, DAY OF THE WEEK AND TIME OF YEAR.....
Q: CAN I GET A PERFORMER FOR LESS THAN HIS/HER USUAL FEE?
A: ABSOLUTELY! THERE ARE OFTEN "SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCES" WHICH CAN ALLOW US TO BOOK A PERFORMER FOR LESS THAN HIS USUAL FEE. ONCE WE KNOW YOUR BUDGET AND OTHER DETAILS OF YOUR EVENT, WE CAN HELP YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET "THE BEST BANG FOR YOUR BUCK." WE ALWAYS ENCOURAGE CLIENTS WHO MAY NOT FEEL THEY CAN AFFORD A PROFESSIONAL COMEDIAN, TO PLEASE GIVE US A CALL AND "MAKE US AN OFFER"....99% OF THE TIME WE ARE ABLE TO SHOW YOU A PLAN THAT'S AFFORDABLE.
A: MANY REASONS. FOR ONE, CLEANCOMIC.COM ONLY TAKES THE STANDARD 20- 25% COMMISSION (READ ABOUT "BUY/SELL" AND OTHER AGENCIES WHO TAKE 50%! CLICK HERE). TAKING ONLY A 20- 25% COMMISSION HELPS ASSURE THAT YOU ARE PAYING FOR A TALENTED PERFORMER, AND NOT AN ENTERTAINMENT AGENCIES HIGH OVERHEAD, PROMO, OR JAGUAR!.
ALSO, THE COMEDIANS AT CLEANCOMIC.COM UNDERSTAND THAT CLEAN COMEDY MEANS 100%CLEAN, UNLIKE MANY COMEDY CLUB BOOKERS OR AGENCIES WHO'S IDEA OF CLEAN COMEDY IS TO SIMPLY HAVE THEIR COMEDIANS TAKE OUT THE "F" WORD, OR TONE DOWN BLATANT SEXUAL REFERENCES ETC....
AND, ABOVE ALL, WE DON'T JUST BOOK ANYBODY! CLEANCOMIC.COM HAS ONLY CHOSEN COMEDIANS WHO WE CONSIDER AMONG THE VERY BEST IN THEIR FIELD, PERFORMERS WHO WE HAVE PERSONALLY SEEN PERFORM SEVERAL TIMES (AS OPPOSED TO JUST WATCHING A SUBMITTED BIDEO TAPE) AND THEREFORE WE ARE FULLY ASSURED THAT THEY CAN "DELIVER THE GOODS"....
Q: OK, SO WHAT'S IT GONNA COST ME?
A: AT CLEANCOMIC.COM YOU WILL ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR, AND MORE! OUR PERFORMERS FEES RANGE FROM $1000-$10,000 AND UP, DEPENDING ON THE ACT, TYPE OF EVENT, DAY OF THE WEEK AND TIME OF YEAR.....
Q: CAN I GET A PERFORMER FOR LESS THAN HIS/HER USUAL FEE?
A: ABSOLUTELY! THERE ARE OFTEN "SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCES" WHICH CAN ALLOW US TO BOOK A PERFORMER FOR LESS THAN HIS USUAL FEE. ONCE WE KNOW YOUR BUDGET AND OTHER DETAILS OF YOUR EVENT, WE CAN HELP YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET "THE BEST BANG FOR YOUR BUCK." WE ALWAYS ENCOURAGE CLIENTS WHO MAY NOT FEEL THEY CAN AFFORD A PROFESSIONAL COMEDIAN, TO PLEASE GIVE US A CALL AND "MAKE US AN OFFER"....99% OF THE TIME WE ARE ABLE TO SHOW YOU A PLAN THAT'S AFFORDABLE.
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